Just a quick little paragraph about what happens inside the head of a man:
Contrary to popular opinion, men do think with their brains. Unfortunately, those brains can tell us some awfully weird things. For one, it can tell us that every woman who even looks at us without vomiting must be interested in us. We're not proud. We don't ask for these thoughts. They just pop in there. The trick is to not act upon these impulses. That's really what sets men apart from your everyday creep.
So, to illustrate this point -literally- I've drawn a guy who looks mysteriously like myself at a drive through for a coffee shop. The rather pretty (If I do say so myself) young lady who works there is just trying to do her job. I, uh.. I mean the guy in the comic, is just trying to order coffee without being a weirdo. But, that little voice inside his head... well, read on to see how this works out for everyone:
This is why I drink tea. Chicks don't expect tea drinkers to tip. We are above that sort of thing.
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